MERRY CHRISTMAS!

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL BOSPEN MEMBERS AND SITE VISITORS!

Here’s a little something to enhance that Christmas cheer:

A Scottish Fairy

I am a wee little fairy
On tap o’ the Christmas tree
It’s no’ a job I fancy
Well how would you like tae be me

A’ tarted up wi’ tinsel
It’s enough to mak ye boak
An a couple of jaggy branches
Rammed up the back o’ your frock.

An these wee lights a’ roon me
I canna get my sleep
An’ there’s the yearly visit
Fae Santa – big fat creep.

On Christmas Day I’m stuck up here
While you’re wiring in
An’ naebody says, Hey you up there
Could you go a slug o’gin?

The Christmas Tree’s a bonny sight
As the firelight softly flickers
But think o’me – I’m stuck up here
Wi’ needles in ma knickers.