“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope.
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.” –
George Bernard Shaw.
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” –
“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek.
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” –
Edmund Stockdale (Lord Mayor of London 1959 /1960)
“I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed”-
George Carlin (American comedian.)
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be”- Anonymous.
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin”- Mark Twain.
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” – Spencer Tracy.
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.” –
Ron Kittle (former baseball player.)
“If you lend someone £20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.” – Anonymous.
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”-
Earl Wilson. (American journalist.)
“I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.” –
Clinton Jones. (No, me neither!)
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.”
J Paul Getty.
“I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.” –
E E Cummings (American poet.)