Banks, Banking, Taxes & Money


“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope.

“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.”  – 
George Bernard Shaw.

“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” –
Spike Milligan.

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek.

“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” –
Edmund Stockdale (Lord Mayor of London 1959 /1960)

“I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed”-
George Carlin (American comedian.)

 “A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be”-  Anonymous.

 “What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin”- Mark Twain.

“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” – Spencer Tracy.

 “I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.”  –
Ron Kittle (former baseball player.)

“If you lend someone £20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.” – Anonymous.

 “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”-
Earl Wilson. (American journalist.)

“I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.” –
Clinton Jones. (No, me neither!)

“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.”
J Paul Getty.

“I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.” –
E E Cummings (American poet.)